Sure, drinking alcohol can make you chubby. But if you're afraid it won't make you chubby ENOUGH, here's a product you'll want to check out. And it also happens to make an excellent Christmas gift.
There's a company in New York that sells WINE ICE CREAM. It's 5% alcohol-by-volume and still tastes like real ice cream . . . so you can get drunk AND eat dessert at the same time.
It comes in flavors like Peach White Zinfandel and Chocolate Cabernet. Each pint costs $8 and they'll ship anywhere in the U.S. by packing it in dry ice.
(--Here's the website.)