Oktoberfest is in full swing, so the dating site Zoosk.com did a survey to find out what your favorite type of BEER says about your SEX LIFE. Here are the top five things they found. I'm pretty sure this list is nothing but a bunch of BS... or is it? You be the judge.
1. Domestic beer drinkers are more likely to be looking for someone to MARRY. They also tend to be traditional, and don't like public displays of affection.
2. Microbrew fans have had more ONE-NIGHT STANDS than any other type of beer drinker. 74% said they've had at least one of them. And 54% said that in a perfect world, they'd have sex EVERY DAY.
3. People who prefer imported beer are more likely to still be VIRGINS. But it's just 4% of them, so it's not a crazy high number. They're also more likely to be introverted, which goes along with the virgin thing.
4. 92% of LIGHT beer drinkers are willing to date someone with kids.
5. People who opt for LOW-CALORIE beers are the most prone to LONG-TERM relationships. 75% have been in at least one of them.