Submitted Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:26am by Pat Urban

May 16, 2013

   After a nearly 3 year engagement, I’m finally getting married this weekend.  People keep asking me if I’m nervous, but I’m really not.  We got through making up the seating arrangement without it turning into an argument, so we should be able to get through everything.

   I really must hand it to my bride-to-be.  She masterfully orchestrated nearly every details of the wedding.  Once she nixed my suggestion to marry in Vegas, my only input was selecting the DJ and the Beer.  But hey, give me good tunes, good beer and the right girl, and I’m a happy guy.


   After the wedding, I’ll be taking a few days off to settle into married life.  I offered to post the wedding night video here, but management told me in no uncertain terms that nobody wants to see that.