March 19, 2013
My Wedding Date is getting closer and closer, and that means my to-do list is getting longer and longer. But at least we can cross “selecting a tux” off my list.
I had some definitive ideas about how I should dress, foolishly thinking this is my day, too. After all, I asked that it be open bar, and it is! I figured I’d look sharp in a powder-blue crushed velvet tuxedo, with lots of ruffles on the shirt, and a shiny pair of platform shoes. But what I really wanted was a bowtie that spins...or squirts, after all, I’m not inflexible.
Instead, I’ll look like I’m trying to prevent Blofeld from taking over the world.