April 30, 2014.
Who would win in a fight between Lemmy and God? Trick question—Lemmy is God. The Motorhead frontman has seen it all, done it all (most of it twice) and he’s got some stories to tell. Recently, he told “Bizarre Guitar” about how The Who’s Keith Moon scared away Yoko Ono.
Lemmy says Moon turned up at London's Speakeasy club, riding naked on the hood of his Rolls-Royce, then headed right for John Lennon and Yoko. According to Lemmy, Moon “waltzed up with his dangly bits all a-dangle saying, ‘Hello John, how you doing?'Lemmy continues, “Yoko goes, 'Ah that's it!' And she was out the door.” Lemmy says that John wasn’t pleased adding, “Look what you've done now.” Moon’s reply? “It was the only way I could get you on your own, old boy. Let's have a drink’.”