Oscar, Oscar, Oscar

Submitted Mon, 03/03/2014 - 10:04am by Pat Urban

March 3, 2014

   I didn’t watch a single second of the Academy Awards last night.  And though some of the best picture nominees are (or will be) in my Netflix cue, to date I’ve seen exactly none of the films that were nominated.

   I did, however, see Movie 43, which was a big winner at the Razzies.  In fact, I saw it twice, and laughed my ass off both times—especially at the segment where Liev Schreiber plays that father of a home-schooled child, and at Halle Berry's series of escalating blind-date dares.

 Movie 43

  What does that say about me?