Lasts

Submitted Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:02am by Pat Urban

January 11, 2013

 I’m getting married later this year, and for about 6 months now, I’ve been commenting on my “lasts”. My last summer as a single man. My last birthday as a bachelor. The last time I’ll be unmarried on Thanksgiving. My last Christmas without a wife. It’s the last time I’ll enjoy a New Year’s Kiss as a bachelor.

The other night, I had on the Notre Dame/Alabama game, and I said, “Huh, this is the last time I’ll watch college football as a single person.”

My Fiancé replied, “Not if you don’t shut the hell up about it.”