The Boy Who Would Be King

Submitted Wed, 07/24/2013 - 10:31am by Pat Urban

Top 5 Thoughts of the Royal Baby


5.  So basically . . . I'm already retired?

4.  Why does Great Grandma keep saying she hasn't been this happy since the day she had Daddy's mommy killed?

3.  How come all these photographers keep pushing me out of the way to get photos of Aunt Pippa's butt?

2.  Sorry to shut down your flow of any important news, everybody.

1.  Hey Mom and Dad, give me a name already!  It's not like you got anything else to do.